1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage withvodka. Thesolvent dissolves adhesive.2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill atrigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let setfiveminutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills moldand mildew.3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with asoft, cleancloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans theglass andkills germs.4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka andlettingyour safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodkadisinfects the blade and prevents rusting.5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and thenblot dry.6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as
anastringent tocleanse the skin and tighten pores.7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. Thealcoholcleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulatesthe growthof healthy hair.8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees orwasps tokill them.9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplocfreezerbag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches,pain orblack eyes.10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packedlavenderflowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and setin thesun for three days. Strain the liquid through a coffee filter,thenapply the tincture to aches and pains.11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on yourchest andback as a liniment.12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.13 Vodka will disinfect and
alleviate a jellyfish sting.14. Pour vodka over an area  affected with poison ivy toremove theurushiol oil from your skin.15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow yourgums toabsorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.And silly me .......... I've only been drinking the stuff